Kevin: Are you awake? Scotty? Are you awake, honey? Scotty: No. Kevin: What are you doing out here? Scotty: Mm. Daniel woke up. I had to feed him. Kevin: Oh, well, Daniel's asleep, so why don't you come back to bed? Scotty: Oh. Honey, as much as I miss sex, but I miss sleep more. Kevin: Hello. Sarah: Hi. It's me. Scotty: Were you gonna have sex with your Bluetooth on? Kevin: Yeah, I'm the wedding planner. I have to be on call. Scotty: Oh. Sarah: Please tell me everything's okay. Kevin: Yes. Have a little faith. Hold on. Someone's on the other line. Hello? Kitty: I really need to talk to you. Kevin: What, about Sarah? She's on the other line. Kitty: No, it's about me, and don't tell Sarah. Just call me back whenever you can, okay? Kevin: I am the wedding planner, but okay. Sarah. Sarah: Who was that? Kevin: Uh, the DJ. Hang on. Someone's on the other line. Sarah: K-- Kevin: Hello? Paige: It's Paige. Can you talk to my mom? She won't let me bring Andrew to the wedding. Kevin: Paige, why are you talking funny, and who's Andrew? Paige: I have a mask on, and I don't want it to crack, and he's my boyfriend. Kevin: You have a boyfriend? Scotty: Paige has a boyfriend? Kevin: Yeah, he's so cool. I'll talk to your mom. She's on the other line. Paige: Please. Kevin: Done. So Paige has this boyfriend who-- Sarah: Oh, God. If I hear one more thing about-- Kevin: Fine. It's dropped. Sarah: Good. Now please tell me, is everything set up at the hotel? Kevin: Yeah, I'm sure, but I'll check in with Justin. Sarah: Oh, is he still sleeping with that manager? Kevin: Yes. Sarah: Is she still married? Kevin: I think she's getting a divorce. Sarah: Oh, yeah. That's what they all say. Kevin: Daniel is still sleep, so why don't you come back to bed? Scotty: Kevin, no, I don't want to. Kevin: Well-- Olivia: How come you guys won't help Paige? Kevin: Uh-- Scotty: Because it's none of our business. Kevin: No. Olivia: Paige, they're not budging. Paige: Man, I can't believe this. Uh, hold on. It's Andrew on the other line. Luc: Ooh. Paige: Okay? I'll call you back. Bye. Olivia: Bye. Kevin: Hello. Saul: Yeah, hey, Kevin. It's Saul. Listen we have a little bit of a problem here, and you know what, buddy? I don't want you to panic. Kevin: What? Of course I'm panicking. You say something like that, Saul, of course I'm gonna panic. Saul: Kevin, the cake isn't here. They got the date all wrong. So what we've been doing is, uh, Jonathan and I have been up all night, uh, making cupcakes. Kevin: Cupcakes? Olivia: I love cupcakes. Saul: That's right. We're gonna make a cupcake tree. Kevin, you know what? I'm not happy about this either. Jonathan: It's very wedding chic right now. Kevin: I can't believe this. Have you spoken with Sarah? 'Cause she's gonna rip me a new one. Saul: I knew you were gonna freak, and I don't want to talk to you about this now. I have 200 cupcakes that we have to finish, and I want to tell you something, Kevin. I'm gonna call Sarah because you're a wuss. Olivia: Hey, Paige. Are you all right? Paige: Yeah, I'll be fine I'm--I'm not gonna ruin the day for mom. Kevin: Ask her if Luc is up. Olivia: Is Luc up? Paige: He's right here. It's Kevin. Luc: Oh. Hey, Kevin. Paige: Stop. Kevin: Hi, how's it going? Luc: Oh, it's going great. I have the two kids right next to me, my parents are coming, and I'm getting married. Not a bad day. Kevin: How do you feel about cupcakes? Luc: Cupcakes? Kevin: Oh! Hold on a second. Oh, that's mom calling me on the cell. Let me, uh, I'll-- I'll call you back. Hello. Nora: How's it going? Kevin: Don't ask. How is it with you? Nora: I'm fine. I'm trying to find something for Sarah to use for the old. Kevin: For the what? Nora: The old. You know, something old, something new, blah, blah, blah. And then I'm to give it to her at the church. Kevin: Have you spoken with Sarah yet? Nora: Not really. She seems to be avoiding me. Kevin, this is just... so awful. Kevin: Try not to worry. I'm sure everything will be fine. Nora: Yeah. You know, I have to go, so I-I-I'll see you at the church. Kevin: Yeah, bye. Nora: How about this beautiful old antique barrette? Sarah: Maybe I could be my own something old? Nora: How about a purse? You want a purse? I've got a purse. Kevin: Why are you talking like an auctioneer? Nora: What are you doing here? This is for women only. Kevin: Exactly. I'm just checking in. Sarah: Saul called me about the cupcakes. Kevin: Ugh. Sarah: It's--no, it's fine. It's fine. Kevin: Wow. Kitty: Oh, my gosh, Paige. You look like a super model. Kevin: Yeah. Sarah: How did I ever give birth to anything so beautiful? No, stop fussing with it. It fits fine. Paige: It doesn't fit, and even if it did, who cares? My boyfriend won't even be here to see it. Kitty: Your boyfriend? Nora: Your boyfriend? Wow. Paige: Yeah, Andrew. But since my mom's all about banning people from the wedding, he won't be coming. Kevin: Why can't Andrew come? Sarah: Because she's 14. Kitty: W-wa-wait a minute. I seem to remember a young girl who was barely 14, who was so madly in love with Davey Martinez... that she wrote a 12-verse song-- Sarah: That was a different situation. Kitty: What was it called? It was "when Kevin: " Dave's lips touched mine. " Kitty: " Dave's lips touched mine. " Paige: Oh, my God. Sing it. Sarah: No! Don't s-- Kitty & Kevin:♪ When Dave's lips touched mine♪ Sarah: Don't sing it. Kitty & Kevin:♪ I felt so fine♪ Sarah: Kitty-- Kitty & Kevin:♪ like a grape on the vine ♪ Sarah: Please, stop. Kitty & Kevin:♪ lt tickled my spine ♪ Sarah: Okay. Okay! Okay! Kitty & Kevin:♪ but it was so divine ♪ Sarah: Andrew can come to the reception. Paige: He can? Sarah: Yes. Paige: Thank you! Thank you, Aunt Kitty. I'm gonna go call him. Sarah: All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Paige. I've gotta talk to his parents. Nora: Kitty, what's the matter? Kitty: It's nothing. It's just-- Oh, God. It's crazy. It's just I remember Paige when--when she was a baby. I mean, look at her. Nora: Yes, I kn-- Okay, I just thought of something. Okay, I'll be right back. Kevin: Okay, what is going on with you? Kitty: I'm pregnant. Kevin: You're pregnant? Kitty: Shh. I just-- I don't want anybody to know. Kevin: But that's-- I-I thought you couldn't. Kitty: I know. I know. I--it happened. Kevin: That's amazing. Are--are you happy? Kitty: Yes. I'm very happy, happier every minute. It's Seth. Kevin: Well, yeah, I assumed it was Seth. Kitty: No. Seth isn't happy. Nora: Okay, I've got it. This is what she's gonna want-- Ida's compact. It's perfect.
Justin & Luc: Five, six, seven, eight. ♪ Baby, I Need Your Lovin' ♪ by The Four Tops ♪ Listen Justin & Luc:♪ Baby I need your loving ♪ Justin & Luc:♪ Got to have ♪ Justin & Luc:♪ all your love ♪ Justin: Now maybe I'll do a little solo? Like... Justin:♪ baby I need ♪ Luc: Okay. Justin: You're laughing. Why are you laughing again? Scotty: No, I'm just enjoying watching you confirm your heterosexuality. Luc: Come on Justin, you can do this. Okay, Saul and Cooper-- they learned it. Tommy got it. It's easy. Justin: Well, it's easy for you. Look at those hips. Scotty: Yeah, how did you become such a good dancer? Did Gabriela teach you? Luc: No. Uh, actually, it was all my father. His mom owned a dance studio. I just can't wait to see him in a suit, though. I hope my mom doesn't ruin the whole thing for him. Scotty: She's not gonna ruin your wedding. Luc: Why not? She ruined her own marriage. He loved her. She cheated on him. Justin: Okay, there was probably other reasons why it didn't work, like, you know, maybe they weren't meant to be together. Right? Luc: Well, they were married, and she kept cheating on him. That's why it didn't work out. Scotty: So apropos of nothing, how's Tyler? Justin: She's getting a divorce, all right? And she's been separated for, like, ever, and--. Maybe that's your parents. Luc: Yeah. It's been 20 years I didn't see them together. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, wow. Wow. Wow. Justin: I don't understand this. So you put your left foot in front, and then you turn? Luc: Hi. Gabriela: Oh, darling. Oh. How are you? Luc: Ca va? Gabriela: Hi. Scotty: Hi. Gabriela: Hi, guys. Nice to see you, Justin. Justin: Hey. Luc: O est papa? Gabriela: He couldn't make it. Luc: What? Gabriela: He got so swamped with his business. He tried to get away, but he just couldn't. But he sends his love. And he's really, really sorry. Luc: What about you, mom? Are you sorry? Saul: Time? Jonathan: Uh, about ten minutes since the last time you asked me. You know, it might speed things up if you didn't try to make each cupcake into a personal work of art. Saul: Jonathan, I have to replace a stunning, 3-tier wedding cake with--with these snacks. The least we can do is make each one of these - look as lovely as possible. Jonathan: Everybody loves cupcakes. They'll be the hit of the event. Besides, a romantic commitment between two people isn't about a wedding cake or even a marriage. Saul: It's symbolism, Jonathan, and when two people make a romantic commitment to each other, there's got to be something that they can show to the world. Jonathan: Isn't it enough for two people to say "I love you"? Saul: You just don't get it, do you? Jonathan: Well, what's that supposed to mean? Saul: Nothing. Jonathan: Oh, come on, Saul. You're not insinuating that we should be getting married. Saul: I'm not insinuating anything, so let's just get this packed up. And please be caful with the frosting. Come on. Luc: Sarah. Kevin: No, no, no, no! You can't see her. You can't see her. Luc: Kevin, I need to talk to Sarah. Kevin: No. Luc: It's important. Sarah: Kevin. Kevin: Okay, just talk. Sarah: Okay. What is it, honey? Is everything okay? Luc: My father is not coming. Sarah: Oh, no. Why not? Luc: I don't know. My mom gave me some lame excuses about how overwhelmed he is with work. I know she did something-- Lied to him, told him not to come. Sarah: It's ironic, isn't it? Here you are, heartbroken that your dad's not here, and mine would be here in a shot if he could. Luc: You're listening to your heart. - I'm proud of you for that. Sarah: Oh, honey, I'm proud of-- Kevin: Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, I'm so sorry. We're really tight on time. Sarah: Wh--
Kevin: Hey. Seth: Hey, hey. Are we the first ones? Kevin: Yes, you are, and I love a man who's on time. Where's Kitty? Seth: Oh, she's, uh, she's bringing your mom. Kevin: Look at you, buddy. Don't you look spiffy? Seth: He also looks like someone who needs to go to the bathroom? Kevin: Oh, okay. It's, uh, it's right down the hall. Seth: Okay. Kevin: Um, Kitty told me your news. Seth: She did? Kevin: Yeah, and I think it's great. Seth: Uh-huh. Um, uh, let's--let's, uh, let's talk about this later. Kevin: Believe me. I-I wasn't sure if I could handle being a father either. Once it happens, it's magic. And you're probably thinking, is now the right time, but is there ever really a right time? Evan: I gotta go! Seth: Uh... all right. All right. Let's--let's go. Sarah: Mom, you've gotta go very gently with the zipper. Nora: All right. I will. I will. Sarah: Oh, my God, where is my something blue? Nora: Your what? Sarah: My something blue, a handkerchief of dad's. Nora: Yes, I know what it is. Hold on. Sarah: Saul got them from the dry cleaners after--after--after he died, and I haven't seen it all morning. Kitty: Sarah, Sarah, shallow breathing sends less oxygen to the brain. Sarah: Kitty? Kitty: Sorry. Sorry. I'm just not feeling so good at the moment. Kevin: Okay, five minutes, ladies. Sarah: Mom. You--you don't look very good. Nora: None of us look good. It's a wedding. Sarah: No, mom-- Nora: Our nerves are all frayed, except you sweetheart. You look lovely. Kitty: It's nerves. M-mom's right. I'm gonna go find a ladies room. Sarah: Kevin. Kevin: Don't panic. She'll be fine. I'm just gonna go check on Luc. Sarah: Okay, mom! Just-- Nora: What? Cooper: Are you sad that your dad didn't come? Luc: As long as I have my best man, I'll be fine. Cooper: I'm there for ya. Kevin: How are you guys doing in here? Ready. Good. Uh, do you have the rings? Cooper: Uh-oh. Oh. Kevin: Don't-- Cooper: Uh-oh. Shoot. Kevin: This isn't fun-- don't--don't--don't do-- don't--no--ugh. Cooper: I gotcha. Kevin: It's not funny. You'll give me a heart attack one day, and I'll die. Live with that. Gabriela: Excuse me. Luc: What do you want? Gabriela: Oh, I almost forgot about this. They are your father's cuff links. I thought you might like to have 'em. Luc: Yeah. Gabriela: You nervous? You know, it's not that bad. Once you're up there with everybody-- Luc: Okay, I'll be fine, mom. You should go sit down. It's about to start. Gabriela: Okay.
Kitty: Oh. Ooh. Oh, dear. Lori Lynn: Oh, sweetie, are you okay? Kitty: Yeah, thank you. I'm fine. I'm... just a little, uh-- Lori Lynn: Hung over? Ugh. Been there slash am there. Kitty: Uh, no. Lori Lynn: Oh, is it the flu? Should I keep my dtance? Kitty: No, it's not the flu. Lori Lynn: Oh, preggers. Duh. Oh, babe. I'm so sorry. I've been there, too. It's the worst. But congrats. Paige: Aunt Kitty, you're pregnant? Kitty: No, Paige. No, no. I'm--I-I... What on earth are you doing in the stall? Paige: Uh, I-I-I was just... trying to make my dress work. Lori Lynn: I'm just gonna leave you girls to it. Sarah: Oh, excuse me. Have you seen my sister? Is she in there? We really need to talk to her. Lori Lynn: Oh, I don't know. Is she the pregnant girl? Sarah: The pregnant g-- What? Pregnant? Wait, who's pregnant? Kevin: Uh-- Paige: Good luck, mom. Sarah: Oh, God. Kevin: No. Kitty: Oh. Sarah: What did Paige just say? Did you hear her say anything? Kitty: Nothing. Sh-sh-- What are you talking about? You look beautiful. I'll see you out there, okay? Kevin: I promise you, Paige is not pregnant. Sarah: She's got a boyfriend. Lori Lynn: You're insane, okay? Just breathe. You're about to get married. Breathe. Breathe. Sarah: Oh, holy crap.
Tommy: Look, come over here. You're gonna be on my left side-- Sarah: Well, why do I have to be on your left side? Why can't I be on your right side? Tommy: It's protocol. Sarah: Protocol? Proto-- damn protocol. Luc's not talking to his mother, his father didn't bother coming, Kitty's throwing up in the bathroom, my daughter's probably pregnant. Kevin: She's not pregnant. I promise. Sarah: Oh, God. Okay. I just-- I need a minute. Kevin: No. Sarah, everybody's waiting. Sarah: Well, they're just gonna have to wait a little bit longer, because right now, my head is full of everybody else's problems, and I don't want to say I do feeling like this, okay? I'm gonna go for a little walk around the block, and I will come right back. Tommy: No. Kevin: S-Sarah.
Sarah: That was quick. No rice, no groom? Brody: It hasn't actually happened yet. I kind of needed a break. Brody: Want a beer? Sarah: I can't believe this. Brody: That's a nice necklace. Sarah: Oh, thanks. It came from my mother's jewelry box. It's my something old. Brody: Mm-hmm. Sarah: She thinks it's tacky. Brody: Hmm. I always kinda liked it. Years ago, I got it from my mom... And gave it to yours. Your mom's the love of my life, you know? Sarah: I'm literally having an out-of-body experience right now. Like I'm... Looking down on us both, and... Brody: What? Sarah: I'm afraid I'm gonna fall. Brody: Oh, I'll catch you. ♪ LA River ♪ by HoneyHoney ♪ Listen Jonathan: Look how fantastic this is. A cupcake pyramid-- it's like their wedding was catered by the Egyptians. Saul: What are you talking about? This is just-- It's--it's not traditional. Jonathan: Oh, come on, Sauly. Where's your sense of humor? Saul: You know what? You and I just don't have the same priorities in life, Jonathan. Jonathan: Oh, for God sake. Marry me, Saul. Saul: You don't believe in marriage. Jonathan: But you do, and I believe in you. Saul: Don't do this unless you mean business, because I might just say yes. Jonathan: Then say it. Saul: Yes.
Luc: Uh, excuse me, everybody. May I have your attention, please? Somebody: Shh. Luc: Thank you. Uh, at this time, I would love to, uh, make a toast to my beautiful wife. But as you all know, English is not my first language, so... Everybody: Ohh. Luc: So instead... Sarah: Mm-hmm. Luc: I would like to do a-a little something else. Sarah: Okay. ♪ Baby, I Need Your Lovin' ♪ by The Four Tops ♪ Listen Luc:♪ Some say it's a sign of weakness ♪ Luc:♪ For a man to beg. ♪ Luc:♪ Then weak I'd rather be ♪ Luc:♪ If it means having you to keep ♪ Luc:♪ 'Cause lately I've been losing sleep. ♪ Boys:♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys:♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys:♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys:♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys:♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys:♪ got to have all your loving ♪ Boys:♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys:♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys:♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys:♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Boys:♪ Baby I need your loving, ♪ Boys:♪ got to have all your loving. ♪ Everybody: Whoo! Minister Mike: You know, of all the weddings I've done, this one was definitely the most-- Kevin: Nearly apocalyptic? Minister Mike: No. There were a few surprises, but trust me, I have seen worse. Kevin: Wait till you see us dance. Excuse me. Uh, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention. As your wedding planner extraordinaire, I'd like you all to turn your focus to the dance floor, where the bride and groom will now take their first dance. ♪ Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters ♪ by Elton John ♪ Listen ♪ Born This Way ♪ by Lady Gaga ♪ Listen Nora: Looking back on it, I kind of think it was the best of times. Families, like life, have a way of changing, never staying the same, but they're your family, this eclectic, deeply bonded group. So you evolve, you adapt. And now... As I look at my life and my new extended family, I think of this wondeul quote by George Eliot. "It's never too late to be what you might have been."
